Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.
I’m crying oh my fucking god
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
Even the fucking ears are perfect
A Day To Remember -If It Means A Lot To You
this is the best fucking song that has ever graced my ears I haven’t even faced a potential breakup as bad as Aly & Aj’s but everytime I hear this song I want to go fucking kick somebody in the crotch for doing me wrong and ignoring me on my stupid birthday god damn I fucking love this mid 2000’s pop song so much
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
Puppy’s First Hike
I climbed this rock
This my rock
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
The cheerio lands on the dog’s head.
i think this is the best gif
Forgot how to dog there for a second.
This shit is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit